What Happens When You Beat Your Meat

A cow-gang walks into McDonalds
and shoots up the place
with Uzis.

Men, women and children
dead alongside
fries and Big Macs.

This is all
very comforting
you know.

You use and abuse
a species
and eventually it snaps.

Not only postal workers
go postal.
Sometimes cows won’t cower.

The Department of Homeland Security
has raised the terror level to orange,
home on the range!