Chicano Poet

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Purse Snatcher

Sobaco once tried to make a living
as a petty thief
hung around Westside grocery store parking lots
snatched purses from old ladies
but with his fat ass he ran a few steps
and collapsed to the ground
out of breath and sweating
like the San Antonio River

sometimes the old ladies giggled at him
sometimes they threw him a dollar or two
but they never called the cops
bystanders just scratched their heads
and went about their business

sometimes a life of crime
can't even get you time

Thursday, April 13, 2017

La Panocha De JLo

Andres Sobaco alias el Numbnuts
hates the way people talk
about JLo's nalgas
as if her culo is more important
than her panocha
the way her lips rub against each other
the way they part for love

nalgas only drag you down
says Sobaco to no one in particular
as he raves about JLo's pussy
as if it was a work of art
God's greatest creation ever
he mumbles to himself

and God just shakes his head in disbelief

Sunday, April 09, 2017

Mundo Mundo

The wonders of the world
seemed to have passed Sobaco by
and Sobaco never even batted
one of his fat-assed eyebrows
and though beauty was more than nalgas
you couldn't tell him that

at the dance he was always looking
for the devil with rooster feet
instead of the cumbia beat

el panzon sucked down a beer
thinking the future was near
he asked a girl to dance
and she said "euuwww!"
so he cumbiad by himself
his sweaty armpits rubbed against the world
and the world curled up in a ball

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Red Wheelbarrow

So much depends

the Mexican

a red wheelbarrow
at the construction site

where the new
strip mall will go up

for white folks
to gorge

on Starbucks
and authentic

Mexican food

Friday, February 03, 2017

I Know A Cabron

As I said to my
amigo, because I am
always hablando---Cabron, I

sd, which was not his
nombre, racism sur
rounds us, what

can we do about
it, or should we
buy a big goddamn gun

and shoot, he sd, for
christ’s sake, pendejo, look
out where you’re shooting

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

I am starting a new business in the coming months. If you are looking for a job---Contact me here on Facebook. My new business is called The Trump Wall Tunnel Company. I want to assure my fellow Americans that we will not be denied our drugs and our cheap labor. I shall  excavate a tunnel every few miles under the Trump Wall so that we can maintain the lifestyle we are accustomed to. Long live the Trump Wall Tunnel Company. Que Viva!  Cash me ouside howbow dah.

Thursday, January 12, 2017

The New President

The new President had no asshole
so shit built up inside of him
it came out of his mouth when he spoke
the lowly citizens called him
the Man of Manure
and all sorts of nasty names
which he himself seemed to be proud of

his grown children had no assholes either
so shit built up inside of them
and when they spoke
it was like a dynasty of diarrhea

and when the new President 
led his country into war
the enemy surrendered pronto
afraid the President would open his mouth
and cover their country with shit

the new President had no asshole
shit came out of his mouth when he spoke