Bloopers From Last Week

These are
the bloopers
from

last week’s
series
of poems.

What?
You didn’t
think

I made
mistakes
when

I’m writing
these
major poems.

Well, my mama
was
a glass-blower

so you should
be able
to see right through me.

Yes, I’ve seen
the error
of my ways

and I’ve
done
nothing about it.

So
there
you go!

And , of course,
I didn’t
include the blooper

where Dubya’s underwear
is pulled
down to his knees

after it
gets stuck
on the title

of the poem
"Moses On
The Hill"

Dubya yells, "Hey, Moses
watch where you
put that staff,

they’ll never legalize
same-sex marriage
in Texas!"