My Fellow Texans

Dubya puts
his boots
on backwards,

he’s not
the brightest
cowpie

in the pasture.
He puts on
his shiny badge

and tarnishes
America.
He digs

his spurs
into men,
women and children

and this
makes our
nation safer.

Yep, he puts
on his
ten-gallon hat,

but he’ll
never amount
to a pimple

on
Lyndon Johnson’s
dead ass!