Dragster

Mr. Bones goes
to Crawford
to check out

the town
where Dubya lives.
He encountered

Dubya at
the local
barbecue joint.

Dubya was
wearing a dog leash,
put there

by Cheney, no doubt,
So, Mr. Bones
thought it

would be funny
to leash Dubya
to his rear bumper

and drag him
all the way
to Papalote.

By the time
he reached the
Papalote city limits

there was nothing
left of Dubya
but the leash.