He’s A Poet

He’s a violent little vegetable,
he’s no vegetarian,
he’s no shrinking violet,

he’s a Venus flytrap,
he won’t shut his yap,
you have to put up with his crap,

he ain’t a peaceful potato,
he ain’t a cowardly carrot,
he ain’t no sissy spinach,

he’s vicious little vegetable,
he’s not a pretty flower,
he’s a thorn not roses,

he’s a violent little vegetable,
he’s a punk of a plant,
he’s a poet, what do you expect!