Henry’s 1977 Thunderbird

"take it to the backseat,
run it like a trackmeet..."
Gwen Stefani in
Bubble Pop Electric

When Henry was dating his future wife
one of his cars was a 1977 Thunderbird.
One night

Henry and his girl were having sex
in the front-seat,
on the passenger’s side

if you want to imagine that.
Well, anyway, after hot,
mad animal love

both of them exhausted,
her knees were pinned
against the glove box.

It took a while before
they could extricate themselves.
Henry’s wife better not ever read this!