Ferris Bueller's Day Off

If Baghdad ain't safe
for Farris,Paris or Emmylou Harris
what makes you think it's safe for Iraqis?

Only George Harrison would not have to worry
about the bombs,only the Bushes
don't have to worry about their daugthers' tushes.

If Baghdad ain't safe
for Farris,Paris or Emmylou Harris
what makes you think it's safe for GI Joe?

FBI,CIA,NSA,no one has a clue
that a high school kid
is on Ferris Bueller's day off in Tikrit.

Let's hope the terrorists don't find out
what we're really about
no where near as bright as Gump's retarded brother.