Better Than Roy


The blonde daughter-in-law
is modeling her new bikini
in the hallway.

There are no clouds in the sky,
only Andy Warhol pretending
to be alive over and over again.

Julie Shroeder, the Austin killer cop,
is in Wal-mart shopping
for a new KKK ballcap.

Domino’s is at the door
trying to deliver the pizza
topped with a naked Dale Evans.

The shrapnel from a IED
cuts a Marine in half
while the President butters his toast.

Yes, sir, the dead pile up invisible
like Casper
the Friendly Ghost.