El Hijo De Su

for H.Y.

I climbed the Alps with Allison.
We had a son-of-a-gun
when we were done.

He climbed a single Ande with Brandy.
They had a daughter,
the Incas brought her.

She climbed the Himalayas with Jose.
She got impregnated by a Yeti.
Jose came to America to pick spaghetti.

And to this very day,
the abominable son stays up high
denying the world with a Mexican eye.