Texas Handsaw Massacre

When the President goes to the gallows
will he be as brave as Saddam
or will he soil his cowboy boots?

When they hang him high
will the White House spokesman lie
and call the butcher from Texas a hero?

When Cheney takes a picture
of the elongated neck with his camera phone
will he be smiling inside?

When Condoleezza pulls back the sheet
to reveal her favorite white man
will she recoil when he grabs her by the hand?