Even Mia Farrow was cool back then.




In India With The Beatles

Of that year I travelled to India with the Beatles,
I have written much,
but there is one story

I have not told publicly, so here goes.
When the Beatles, John’s wife
and the girlfriends of the other Beatles

had a private audience
with the Maharishi,
I was there to make notes and to take pictures.

Well, imagine my surprise
when the damn Maharishi
pulls out his flaccid penis

and waves it about, all the while
chanting something or other.
The girls look away,

John is laughing, and Paul, George
and Ringo assume this is sacred.
So be it.


Awright,who the hell stole
my Nehru shirt!