Lame Duck

The war was going badly,
but when the cartoon characters started dying,

we knew that Bush would have to go.
Elmer got his rifle, and Elmer got his gun,

and Elmer got a tank from Patton.
They tried to stop him at the White House gate,

they tried to stop him in the Rose Garden,
but soon he’d forced his way into the Oval Office,

and shot the idiot President dead.
“Eh, what’s up, Doc?” said Bugs. The doc says, “You’re dead!”

Heckel and Jeckel lay stiff outside.
The roasted Porky Pig had an apple in his mouth.

Tom and Jerry stunk up the show.
That’s all, folks. That’s all.