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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Genesis Aniston

And after God had created Man, he took a rib
from Adam. Why God decided to name the first
man Adam is unknown. It’s not as if all the other
names were taken. Anyway, so God decided he
was going to create a companion for Adam. He
called it Woman. The first prototype did not turn out
well. She refused to satisfy all of Adam’s needs.
So God cast her out into the wilderness, but not
before he procured a rib from her (which, any
idiot should have surmised might lead to further
troubles down the evolutionary road). Woman
# 2 did indeed satisfy all of Adam’s needs. God
and Adam seemed quite pleased with the results.
God put the cherry on top by naming Woman
# 2: Ignacia. Thus creating the first Mexican
woman. Please recall that Woman # 1 (the gringa)
had been cast out into the suburbs.

4 Comments:

At 4:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Muy bien.

E. Bernal

 
At 4:31 PM, Blogger PURPLE STAINED SKIN said...

THAT WAS GOOD AND VERY FUNNY.

 
At 3:03 AM, Blogger Jim Murdoch said...

Of course 'Adam' (or something sounding very like 'Adam') is Hebrew for 'earth' which is just another name for 'dirt' - and there has got to be a joke lurking in there somewhere.

Very funny post.

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger RC said...

Thank you,Esmeralda,Purple and Jim.

 

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