(thanks to Lillian T. for suggesting
My ancestors came from Aztlān,
not from the Rift Valley.
My ancestors were not silverbacks.
My ancestors were jaguar jugglers.
Lucy is your incomplete past,
The Neanderthals were your dead end,
My ancestors didn’t crawl from the sea,
they always walked upright.
My ancestors came from Aztlān.
Cabrones, yours did not!