The Best Thing About The Feathered Serpent

You’ve never seen the feathered serpent
attack your city,

knock down your pyramid,
deface your church,

you’ve never heard him
shout profane,

sound insane,
leave claw marks

all over your belongings,
you’ve never had to pick up

slimy feathers,
you’ve never had to explain him

to your children,
have you?