El Verdadero Fresh Prince

I was getting in trouble en la hood,
so la jefa said

move out with your tia to Bel Air,
so I said, is that the tia who sells tortilla?

y la jefa said no pendejo
she’s the one who makes a killing

catering dope to the rich in Bel Air,
so I took the next Greyhound bus

and soon I was helping la tia
selling the soul by the pound

and sending la jefa
her share of Bel Air.