Trouble In Paradise

When Chamaco got to paradise

he was surprised by how small it was

and when he finally met

the big man

God was five feet tall

bald with a beer belly

not at all

what Chamaco had imagined

God’s voice

was kind of grating

Chamaco did not enjoy

the mandatory meeting whatsoever

and since paradise

was so goddamn small

you could hear God’s 

irritating voice all day long

unfortunately

there was no night time in paradise