El Silla De Ruedas

You’ve got to wheel around

Der Kommissar

he’s part Mexican

by matrimonio

he’s the devil’s

own demonio

mousy rat

sporting a ten gallon hat

quick to the draw

with only upper paws

his marshmallow legs

don’t feel hot chocolate eggs

when he wheels thru unweird Austin

he’s already rustin

a gun for every child

he issues ten commandants & then smiles

Der Kommissar’s in town

you better watch your step

you’ve got the wheel his ass around

Der Kommissar