Estados Unidos De Payasos

El ocho patas  lived in a funny country
it wanted everything done unto others

but not unto itself
so el ocho patas laughed

and poked fun
at his silly country

he ran circles around
his country's confused logic

its great and righteous mouthpieces
those who ruled the radio waves

and the television stations
and hated el ocho patas

and made fun of his eight feet
but in the end they couldn't deal

with el ocho's sick humor
which made a running joke of his country

its big blue patriotic clown shoes
and its red rubber nose of an ass