El Numbnuts Of The Westside

El Numbnuts was obese had bad knees
was nothing to sneeze at
otherwise he was unhealthy
a bad to the bone mojon
he had a way with words
that made you hurt
but he also had a soft side
his nalgas were flabby as hell
El Numbnuts lived
in the baddest barrio of them all
the mean streets of the Westside
where a look could get you killed
where no one had abuelas anymore
where the weak peed
when the strong decreed
but nobody ever messed with El Numbnuts