The Purple Dubya

I never saw
a purple Dubya,
I never hope

to see one.
But I can
tell you anyhow

I’d rather see
than be one.
Because you see

a purple Dubya
has no brain
and no feelings

and goes
about the world
despising those

who do.
And all this in an
English language

that’s native only
to him
and purple cows.