Black Magic Woman

Mr. Bones
has some advice
for Condomleeza Rice,

"Watch out
for them
Presidents,

remember Washington
had a baby
with his black servant.

Who knows,
maybe Dubya
likes soul food."

Henry told
Mr. Bones
in no uncertained terms,

"Mr. Bones,
I don't think
Condomleeza likes sex."

"What the hell
you talking
about, Henry Hot-Pants,

everybody likes sex
even the
Catholic clergy,"

muttered Mr. Bones,
"she might not be
a Monica,

but Condomleeza
can handle a cigar,
if you know what I mean."

Henry blushed
and turned
a colorless green.