Chicano Poet

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

El Corrido De Alberto Gonzales

Alberto Gonzales,
Dubya’s Mexican gardener,
the Frito Bandito,

the Tio Taco,
the big enchilada
of torture,

the Taco Belle
from hell,
the Mexican plate of hate.

Alberto Gonzales,
Dubya’s pinto bean.
Dubya says jump

and the Mexican jumping bean
“How high, sineeor?”

Alberto Gonzales,
your daddy should have put
a corn leaf on his hot tamale.

Alberto Gonzales,
we don’t serve your kind
in this Chicano restaurant.


At 3:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


I just read this. Muy bueno. Last week I wrote my own Corrido de Alberto Gonzalez. Check it out at

Lola la Bloguera


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