El Corrido De Alberto Gonzales

Alberto Gonzales,
Dubya’s Mexican gardener,
the Frito Bandito,

the Tio Taco,
the big enchilada
of torture,

the Taco Belle
from hell,
the Mexican plate of hate.

Alberto Gonzales,
Dubya’s pinto bean.
Dubya says jump

and the Mexican jumping bean
jumps,
“How high, sineeor?”

Alberto Gonzales,
your daddy should have put
a corn leaf on his hot tamale.

Alberto Gonzales,
we don’t serve your kind
in this Chicano restaurant.