The Stick Is Passed To Mr. Bones

You’re stuck inside Fahrenheit 451,
which book would you memorize?
Fahrenheit 911.

Have you ever had a crush
on a fictional character?
Yes, Sylvia Plath’s busty sister.

The last book you bought is:
The Fine Art
Of Police Brutality.

The last book you read:
The Teary-Eyed Confessional
Poetry Of John Ashbery.

What are you currently reading?
The Barefoot Paul McCartney
by B.S. Naipaul.

Five books you would take
to a desert island.
Thirty Minute Meals by Rachel Ray,

How To Blog On A Sandy Beach,
Where To Hoist The American Flag, and
Chicano Poets Always Live On Deserted Islands.

Who are you going to pass
this stick (3 persons) to and why?
To Henry because he’s a stick in the mud.

To the second little pig who built
his house out of sticks, and to those of you
who keep sticking around.