Elegy For Karnak The Magnificent

What has big, huge ears,
no brain to speak of,
and failed

his testosterone test?
I don’t know,
what has big, huge ears,

no brain to speak of,
and failed
his testosterone test?

At this point
Henry, made up to look
like Ed McMahon,

looked over at Mr. Bones
who has made no effort
to look like Johnny,

and says,
"Hereeeeeeeeee’s
Dubya!"