Dog Dooley

Henry gets home and his 16 year- old dog
has become entangled in the curtain
while he was looking out the window

anxiously awaiting Henry.
Somehow he got his collar
wrapped around the drawstring.

He was choking and wriggling
and wiggling and diggling.
Hang down your head Dog Dooley,

hang down your head Dog Dooley,
hang down your head and cry.
Henry had to get the scissors

to cut him loose, wuzz up dog,
is you on booze? Take it from me,
you won’t look good as a canine giraffe.