Henry’s Hip Hop Big Black Ass

watching too much BET

Whether it’s Forty-nine Cents,
Pee Weenie or Pooper Scooper,
black girls with the shaking asses,

you don’t need glasses,
they shake the molasses,
shake ‘em but don’t break ‘em,

the Christian man says
that’s why they rape ‘em,
hip hop, Bloods romp, Crips stomp.

Big black Cadillacs flash in the hood,
Lambo doughs flying like they should,
baby got back, bigger than Shack,

she gonna shake the San Andreas loose
if she keeps humping that caboose,
no more lynching, just da pimping.

Brothers full of bling bling
til they throw ‘em in Sing Sing
and the iron doughs go clink clink clink.