Narwhal

I am a narwhal and not very nice,
if that’s what you came here for
you came to the right place.

I fish the seas for fish,
did you think otherwise?
There is nothing about land I care to know.

I have speared a few men in my time
and not for any particular reason,
they just happened to get in the way.

Isn’t that man’s philosophy, too?
I am a narwhal in a narwhal world.
I have not altered the laws of nature.