Chicano Poet

Thursday, February 15, 2007


Why Are Our Soldiers Dying In Iraq? (Uttered in
a Whinny Voice)


Why are our soldiers dying in Iraq?
Because Usay and Qusay are on the loose. We kill them.
But our soldiers continue dying in Iraq.

Why are our soldiers dying in Iraq?
Because al-Zarqawi is on the loose. We kill him.
But our soldiers continue dying in Iraq.

Why are our soldiers dying in Iraq?
Because Saddam’s instigating violence. We hang him.
But our soldiers continue dying in Iraq.

Why are our soldiers dying in Iraq?
Because Iran’s supplying weapons. So we invade Iran.
Why are our soldiers dying in Iran?

2 Comments:

At 7:58 PM, Blogger Igorevich said...

And to avoid the embarassment of a thoroughly botched job we sent 20,000 more with no real-time excuses except CinC blessings! Well stated Reyes. Rgds, Ivan

 
At 12:13 PM, Blogger RC said...

Thanks,Ivan.

 

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