Elegy For The Crock Hunter

The paparazzi cling to Britney like remora
on her salty labia minora.

When she goes number one or number two.
They snap the money shot for you.

They sell it to TMZ or The Smoking Gun.
When did the rest of us stop having fun?

Even the judges are swayed by the publicity,
aroused as they are by her pubicity.

Britney is more important than the news.
Forget the war, the housing crisis, the gasoline blues.

The paparazzi cling to Britney like remora.
The Great Barrier Reef Explorah.