They Came From Outer Space

Stephen Hawking’s worst nightmare came true---
evil aliens landed in Arizona,

blonde-haired,blue-eyed, white pale skin, triangular brains.
They evicted the brown natives,

sent them packing to the south,
but we’ve come back

and we want our land.
We want our land.

The evil aliens are putting up a fierce fight,
green bile pours out of their smiling swords,

smelly yellow gunk oozes from their ray guns,
their pointed brains blink red white and blue

but the red of their blood-thirstiness perseveres,
their eyes bulge with hate,

their hearts are hollow and empty,
but we’ve come back

and we want our land.
We want our land.


(and, no, I ain't tom cruise
in this poem---I'm a real Mexican
playing the part of a real Mexican)