Chicano Poet

Thursday, May 24, 2012

What Really Happened At Roswell

A space ship farted
as it skipped along the ground.

Small aliens held their noses.
A skidmark on calzones.

The Army dudes rushed to the scene,
and confiscated everythene.

The space ship
had been eating beans.

The only fuel
faster than gasolines.

The Mexican-looking aliens
were whisked away---I think I read

that no tortillas were harmed,
only bread.


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