Hollow Out Texas

He said he would hollow out Texas
the people cried No No
they said it was theirs
but he knew otherwise
he started digging
he piled the dirt up high
on top of the neighboring states
which as you can imagine
begin bitching and whining
but he kept at it
until the whole state of Texas
was neatly hollowed out
and then of course
it collapsed upon itself
they called him a jackass
they called him a burro
but he was true to his word
he said he would hollow out Texas