Inadvertent Selena

And the three men
el ocho patas admired most

he, himself
and el mis mo

caught a tren
for you know when

he met a girl
who would be killed

by an ugly ugly vieja
but the girl's music lived on

and on
all the way to el japon

otherwise el ocho
thought only of his patas

and those two other vatos
I already mentioned

so he went about his business
as if nothing was negotiable

porque las cosas
son muy sabrosas

menos las esposas
hey, don't quote me

el ocho patas
can say the meanest things

though never about himself
si no fuera por sus tantas patas

they wouldn't let him in the room
bidi bidi boom boom