El Ocho Vacas

El ocho patas
pretended to be a real poet

and the gullible public
bought it

hook line and sinker
pescados

and sure
el ocho patas

was indeed guilty
of pecados

so there must be
a little pleasure in evil he thought

as he went about his way
the bell around his neck

ringing in the meadow
where the wildflowers copulated

thorn against thorn
petal against petal

even if you're not a cow
you can still be a vaca