Kurt Busch

The Kurt Busch

of poetry

he don’t put up

with no stinking poets

he’ll kick their precious books

across the floor

the Poetry Foundation

has banned him

from its sissy pages

American Poetry Review

will have nothing to do

with him

he kissed and told

a woman’s very private poetry

he rammed his car

into the building

which houses

the Pitt Poetry Series

once or twice he assaulted

innocent haikus

so don’t bring

your pantywaist poetry around here

unless you want your ass

wrapped around the iambic pentameter