In Waco With The Bandidos

In Waco
with the Bandidos

el otro patas
was swinging his machetes

slicing the cachetes
of the Cossacks

and Sarah Palin
could still see Russia

from her porch
as the Waco cops

pulled their shaky
sixshooters

having just had lunch
at Hooters

the biker gangs
went at it

as el ocho patas
made his getaway

hightailed it
to the taco place

and hid his face
behind an Enchilada Plate

while the cops and bikers
dueled at the Breasturant

until everyone
was happy