Homage To Kelly Bundy

Alfredo the Shoe Man
loved it

when el ocho patas
stepped into his shoe store,

he knew
he'd make a killing

selling el ocho
the best leather

in all of Tejas.
The bones

in ocho's feet
were all so different

and distorted
in so many ways

that the Shoe Man
had orgasms

just finding
the perfect shoes.

When el ocho patas
walked out

with his many
and diverse shoe sizes

the barrio people
stood around in awe

as el ocho patas
flew down the street

gargling
with his feet