Jurassic Assic

The dinosaurs
had entered the barrio

during the dead of night
a Mexican bakery

was one of their
first victims

as soon as el ocho
heard about it

he left his
Culebra Rd. apartment

and snaked his way
to the scene

of the prehistoric crime
he duked it out

with the dinos
like John Wayne

he was wearing
his Mil Mascaras

wrestling panties
he battled

the dinosaurs
for three days

y tres noches
until que

les dio
en la madre

he donated the meat
to the homeless

and the bones
to the Daughters

of the Republic of Texas
God knows they need

a boner in their lives---
el ocho patas

was so thoughtful
y bien desgraciado