The New President

The new President had no asshole

so shit built up inside of him

it came out of his mouth when he spoke

the lowly citizens called him

the Man of Manure

and all sorts of nasty names

which he himself seemed to be proud of

his grown children had no assholes either

so shit built up inside of them

and when they spoke

it was like a dynasty of diarrhea

and when the new President 

led his country into war

the enemy surrendered pronto

afraid the President would open his mouth

and cover their country with shit

the new President had no asshole

shit came out of his mouth when he spoke