Elegy Seen In A Broken Convex Mirror

The poet John Ashbery
after writing nondescript
characterless bland
black and white poems
akin to the scripts
for the Jerry Seinfelf sitcom
has died an exciting
and wonderful death
right before our very eyes
thank you John
for making my day
which had been so boring
until I heard the news
of your spectacular death
rest in poetry old guy
and again thank you
for brightening my day
before I go back to
writing terrible
and forgettable verse