Dubya Gives The Chupacabra A Bad Name

They thought
they had
found a

chupacabra
in Texas,
an ugly

looking beast
with big ears,
hairy knuckles,

beady eyes,
not too
intelligent,

but the
reports
turned out

to be false.
It was
no chupacabra,

it was
just Dubya
running around

on all fours
on his Crawford
ranch.