Sixty Million Years Of Dubya

Some say
the dinosaurs
were killed

by comets,
some say
by volcanic dust

that filled
the world
to the brim.

But, I, myself,
have one
lone theory.

I think
that Dubya
is solely

responsible
for killing off
the dinosaurs.

He let
the NRA
kill more

than their
fair share
and soon enough

Dubya forced
American scientists
to come up

with this
silly story
about a killer comet.