Trigger Happy And We’re Not Talking About
Roy Rogers’ Horse

"That fucking Dubya
is trigger happy,"
observes Mr. Bones,

"Sure, go ahead,
invade Iran,
invade North Korea,

those dumb ass Americans
have re-elected
Dubya-Barney

as deputy again.
They even let him
have a bullet in the chamber."

Dubya-Barney holds
the pistol
in his shaky hands,

and he accidentally
shoots the Vice-President
in the heart.

Condomleezza takes
the gun from him,
wipes off the fingerprints

and calls the FBI.
She lies to them, "Fucking Cheney
had another one of his heartattacks!"