Mighty Mouse

You got a
Republican cat
you need declawed?

Mighty Mouse
is on the way
though the costume

fits Mr. Bones
a little tight.
“That’s one

hell of a wedgie,
Mr. Bones!”
Laughed Henry,

“I never would
have thought
red and black

would be your colors.”
Mr. Bones whiplashed
his tail

and flew off
into the air
to save the day.

Dubya meowed
his nine
cowardly lives.