Things To Do Before Watching The New Star Wars Movie

Email the damn Ewoks
to stay the hell
out of the doghouse,

as a matter of fact,
email them to the stay
the hell off of my cloud,

or does the damn cloud
belong to the Rolling Stones?
Fur balls that only kids like,

distant relatives of stars,
distant relatives of Alf.
If you’re a cat lover

don’t read the next line
because this is where Alf
eats kitten burgers.

Yet,no one is angered
at how many Iraqi children
are killed and maimed.

After the movie,Mr. Bones has to vacuum the carpet,
the popcorn, the spilled soda, the seats, the Americans,
but Dubya’s Evil Empire will not come clean.