Henry’s Reverse Country Song

I left my blinker on
people think I’m turning left
they keep pulling out in front of me,

can’t they see I ain’t slowing down,
can’t they see that I’m driving
like a bat out of hell,

wings on fire and radar flashing,
my buddies flying out of bridges,
nothing worse than a rabid bat.

I left my blinker on
amber outside green inside red out back.
I’m still in fifth gear

hauling ass down the boulevard
people keep pulling out in front of me
I honk at them shoot the bird

and keep on going down the road.
I’m always turning left
but the country’s going right.