A Shady Cop Pretends To Be

A shady cop pretends to be
a thirteen-year-old-girl online
to trap the predators depraved,

they groom their Meinkampf look,
fantasies flying like light-sabers
and the johns are carted off.

The digital age runs rampant
from New York City to Smallville.
Man reinvents the wheel

and this time it won’t roll,
if you’re the first man on the moon
you must be H. G. Wells,

if you’re the last of the Mohicans
please leave your DNA
so we can implicate you one fine day.

A shady cop pretends to be
a nasty little girl in drag
and the Chief becomes aroused.

It must be true what they say
after awhile you can’t tell the difference
between the prisoners and the guards.