Gambling With Guernica

The O.J. Simpson Poetry Prize, which awards 33 million dollars
to the winner, was recently presented to

Eddie Golddigger

Everyone assumed that the ol’ gal, Joan Ashbery, would walk away
with the bundle. Wrong! The Vegas oddsmakers had all been found
with their throats slashed and never had a chance to enlighten us
with their picks, gurgled the DA.

There are no photos available since the paparazzi were run over
and killed by a white Ford Bronco driven by Lindsey Lohan,
Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton--- not a pair of panties between them.

The buzzards refused to eat the rotting paparazzi. Even the maggots
were heard to exclaim, NO WAY, and crawled away to greener pastures.

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The Chicano literary critic, Flaco Delgado de la Slender y Lumbriz,
has called Gambling With Guernica the most brown-nosed Hispanic
epic poem ever written. Even going so far as to claim that it is on par
with e.e. cumming’s Buffalo Bill..... Gasp.